University Town Center Not Safe After Dark. 8 Coyotes Shot....

"See we coyotes like to hunt at Walmart , due to the high number of overweight people shopping there. Really easy to catch."

This is one of those times when you have to ask, "What the hell?!?!!"

8 coyotes have been killed near the University Town Center by the USDA. Apparently, the USDA had been signed to a $2,600 contract to eradicate the coyote infestation. 8 have been kill so far since last fall, but 10 more coyotes are suspected to be living in the hills near Walmart.Recently, a pack of 5 have been spotted near Hess Street about a month ago. 

It has not been determined if the coyotes shop at Walmart or if they are Sam's Club members, but it would make sense. Coyotes are mostly scavengers and with the amount of overweight people that shop at Walmart it is an easy and large meal for a pack of Coyotes. Not much of a chase. Also, there has been a staggering number of shirts featuring pictures of wolves sold at the University Town Center Walmart. We think there is a correlation. See, coyotes have a serious inferiority complex when it comes wolves, because they get a scarier reputation. 

Ok.... So the middle section is completely false, but seriously, multiple coyotes have been reported and killed in the University Town Center area. 

And now a clip of a Canadian doing what Canadians do best.....acting ridiculous with coyotes "Eh"... I believe at the 3:30 mark he starts hitting on it and then swearing at it when it doens't return his advances.... "What the hell is this aboooot.?"